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  • high school boy:

    omg that girl my age is wearing a skirt above her knees, oh god I can see kneecaps????

  • high school boy:

    omg giRLS HVAE KNEESCAP????

  • school administrator:

    shit shit

  • high school boy:

    bUT I HAEV NEECKAP

  • school administrator:

    no don't look don't think about it ok just keep walking

  • high school boy:

    I AM PERSON, HAEV KNEEPCAP, GIRL HAVE KNEECPAP, GIRL ARE PERSONS?????????

  • high school admin:

    fuck shit shit no-

  • high school boy:

    /explodes

siderealscion:

mALEFISHIENT, MARK

ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.

(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)

raptorific:

Shakespeare would seriously laugh so hard if he found out how seriously people take his works. Like, he would probably cry from laughing so hard if you told him that his plays were considered high-brow literature. “It’s all dick jokes and sword fights,” he’d say, “do they seriously tell my dick jokes to schoolchildren? And the kids aren’t allowed to laugh? Do the teachers know they’re telling dick jokes? Oh my god that’s fucking hilarious. Wait until I tell Anne.”

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